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VIP Perk Extravaganza:

• Exclusive Discounts: Yes, I'll pay you to be my friend.

• Early Access: You'll be the first to hear about my harebrained ideas and have first dibs on new products and limited editions. It's like being a celebrity, but without all the paparazzi!

• Special Gifts and Events: VIP-only offerings and a special treat on your birthday (I'm a huge birthday person and believe in celebrating two weeks prior and post - shamelessly reminding everyone that it's my birthday on NOVEMBER THIRD).

• My Sincere Adoration: Making my fancy business lady dreams a reality is super important to me, and we're not getting any younger around here. So, as we age inappropriately together, your support truly means the world, dahhhhhling!!!