I Paint Fancy Ladies in Weird Colors and Teach Robots to Do Paperwork

Your walls are beige. Adulting chores are sucking your soul dry. Get in here and fix both.

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I'm speaking at the AI Unlocked Conference, May 12-14, 2026. 100% FREE to attend live. I'm using my Day 3 slot to unveil Hot Art Bot, my new system that takes listing and marketing a piece of art from 8 hours to 30 minutes. If you've been side-eyeing AI from the corner while clutching your paintbrush, show up.

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Bold watercolor and acrylic portraits, greeting cards, and gifts for people who refuse to blend in. Art that shows up in your daily life and reminds you that you're allowed to take up space.

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AI-powered tools and a book series for creatives who want to stop drowning in screen time and start actually making their art. No nerd degree required.

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