Without You I’m Just a Ho Shopping Bag — Carry the Merry

Made just for you, darling — literally.
This fabulous piece is Print On Demand, which means it doesn’t sit around collecting dust in some tragic warehouse. The magic only begins once you place your order: the hot interns leap into action and whip up your item fresh off the presses. Custom-made, eco-friendly, and guilt-free (we are far too fab to contribute to fast-fashion landfill drama).

Your one-of-a-kind creation struts into production within 2–5 days, then sashays its way to you like a supermodel on a catwalk. The moment it ships, you’ll get a tracking link so you can stalk your package in style.